How to be a parent; 11/1/2010 edition

Dinner tonight: kids are too busy saying “fuck” around the dinner table to eat; the baby throws his soup bowl on the floor, clean it up; a three year old spills his orange soda all over the table, clean it up; a full quart of soygurt falls out of the fridge and spills all over the floor, clean it up; pour oneself a strong vodka Coke Zero and keep plugging along.

This is how it’s done rookies.

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    Kes said,

    If Auntie Kesah was around there is no way I would have let this happen. Rum and Coke or Vodka Soda maybe. But, Coke Zero and vodka – no siree!


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